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Inspiring Words from
Dr Psychotic,
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There's been a lot of talk in the press badmouthing corporate greed.
Well I for one believe that there's nothing wrong with corporate
greed. In fact, if it weren't for corporate greed, I wouldn't be
where I am today. But allow me to tell you a little bit about my
wonderful corporation: PsychotiCorp was founded in 2001 and since then, it has
grown to be a force to be reckoned with. Or so I reckon. To find out
about our various goods, services and other questionable money
making ventures, just read the information we've provided below.
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Hey goofus, read a little more
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PsychotiCorp provides a number of goods and
services throughout the world, with some of them actually being
considered useful in certain scenarios. Check out our chain of
hotels called Bill's House of Ale and Debauchery. A hotel
chain that specializes in providing a place for someone to get
drunk, act stupid and pass out. Now in two locations.
One's been recently condemned but the other is still open. The
condemned one has since become a crack house, so it still has some
use to the local community. After all, we're all about
community.
We even sell insurance. We offer a variety of plans tailored
to you, the consumer. We realize that not everybody wants the
same type of coverage. Say you just want car insurance so you
can drive legally in your state. Well, we could issue you a
policy that provides absolutely no coverage but keeps you legal.
We know that a lot of times when people finally do call in a claim
to their insurance company, they get the royal runaround. We
don't do that, we tell you that you're getting absolutely nothing
right from the get go, so we completely eliminate all of the
guesswork. Now that's convenience.
Do you like goofing off at work? We thought you might.
What would be the absolute most defiantly enjoyable experience you
could have on the job? We think that it's online gambling.
We hope that you not only agree but that you actually do it.
That ought to fix your boss real good!
PsychotiCorp manufactures numerous products. Sure, some don't
actually achieve their intended purposes but they can still be used
for such purposes as door stops or could be winged at a spouses head
during an argument. So please check out our Web site, products
and services. Thank you.
PsychotiCorp also funds political campaigns and candidates
CLICK HERE for more
information.
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