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We all know that luxury accommodations can be
costly, so why not settle for less when it costs
less? |
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We
Always Go
The Extra Mile For Y'all! Just-a-Cuz We Likes You So Very
Much! Oh Yeah, We Do! |
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Every morning
we go-a-wringing most of the urine out of the sheets and put a
fresh mint on your pillow. Then we splash a bit of
perfume to hide the stink. But that's just a few of the
very many things we do to go out of our way for our customers.
Once a month we'll even change the sheets, whether they need
to be changed or not. We just believe in providing
nothing but the best for You! Yup, nothing but the best just
for you wonderful folks out there! We hope you appreciate it! |
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Gosh, It Sure
Looks Like A Real Purty Place To Stay! |
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Somewhat less
than luxury accommodations similar to what is displayed in the
picture can all be yours for an almost reasonable asking price.
Just check out any one of our two locations. Get drunk,
get stupid, and pass out in any one of our rooms. Leave
the luxury accommodations for people with money, or class for
that matter! |
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Our Spam campaign is quite costly so please help to finance it by
visiting one of our locations. |
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