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Gosh, I hardly knows where
to starts. I know there's a lot of peoples out
there that are just-a-hopin' that a regular type of
feller could be elected governor of their state.
Cuz they figures that a regular type of feller knows
what's important to them. Well I aims to be that
feller! I know most peoples like their beer and
their pickup trucks and their pizza-pie and stuff.
And I knows that fer-a-sure. So here's what I
suppose: There is
a lot of folks on welfare and peoples talkin' bout
welfare bein' reformed and made better and all.
Well I thinks if you allows food stamps to pay fer beer,
I think that'd be a good place to start.
Then you has people
sayin' that smokin' whacky tobacky kills brain cells.
I don't believe that none at all. I been smokin'
it fer years and I'm still just as sharp as I've always
been. So let's make it legal.
So those is just a
couple of idears I has that will make the world a better
place. So help me get elected and I'm sure I'll
come up with some more. I just knows it! |
