About PsychotiCorp: Just Please Don't Let This Story Put You All To Sleep
Inspiring Words From Doctor Psychotic Himself
There's been a lot of talk in the press badmouthing corporate greed. Well I for one believe that there's nothing wrong with corporate greed. In fact, if it weren't for corporate greed, I wouldn't be where I am today. But allow me to tell you a little bit about my wonderful corporation:
PsychotiCorp manufactures numerous products.  Sure, some don't actually achieve their intended purposes but they can still be used for such purposes as door stops or could be winged at a spouse's head during an argument. Please view our products page to find out more.

PsychotiCorp operates a chain of hotels called Bill's House of Ale and Debauchery.  A hotel chain that specializes in providing a place for someone to get drunk, act stupid and pass out.  Now in two locations.  One's been recently condemned but the other is still open.  The condemned one has since become a crack house, so it still has some use to the local community.  After all, we're all about community.

PsychotiCorp even sells insurance.  We offer a variety of plans tailored to you, the consumer.  We realize that not everybody wants the same type of coverage.  Say you just want car insurance so you can drive legally in your state.  Well, we could issue you a policy that provides absolutely no coverage but keeps you legal.  We know that a lot of times when people finally do call in a claim to their insurance company, they get the royal runaround.  We don't do that, we tell you that you're getting absolutely nothing right from the get go, so we completely eliminate all of the guesswork.  Now that's convenience.

  So please check out our Web site, products and services.  Thank you.

We Are Currently Hiring. CLICK HERE to Apply.

PsychotiCorp also funds political campaigns and candidates CLICK HERE for more information.
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